I Miss You (Splintered Trilogy: Jelyssa) Original Song

I Miss You

I miss hearing your voice and looking into those bright green eyes.

I miss all of the simple joys I experience with you in my life.

I can’t wait to be back in your arms and cuddle up next to you, so tight.

With you, I’ll stay nice & warm and everything will feel so right.

I miss the taste of your sweet kisses; thinking about it makes me want to shed a tear.

Without you, I’ve forgotten what pure bliss is and I keep wishing you were here.

I miss having your arms wrapped around me; with you is my favorite place to be.

I wanna hear your jokes, your laugh and every word you say. You’re my sunshine on a rainy day.

I miss all of your playful teasing. I wanna see you again so desperately.

Just one thing I wanna let you know, I don’t ever wanna let you go.

I will always stay by your side. You’re the one that I need.

Thoughts of you keep running through my mind. I miss you with all of my heart, baby.

OUAT Song Sppof (Gangsta Crocodile: The Hip-Hop Ballad of Rumplestiltskin)

That crocodile don't, that crocodile don't, that crocodile don't want none unless you've got a hook son.

Boy toy named Hook used to live in Mist Haven. Big ladies man hottie, he was gettin’ some action. Was runnin from the law, but he lives on a ship. He stole my wife, Milah. He was gettin’ me pissed.

Now that’s real real real. His heart in my bag, bitch I came here to kill. He’s gonna be first. I’ll have him pushin’ up daisies. I’m twisted as hell, of course,  I’m so crazy. I’m on a vendetta.

By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain’t missin’ no deals. Come through & kill him in my automobile. Give him so damn much pain to feel. He keep tellin’ me to chill. He keep tellin’ me it’s real, I have no more time to kill. Because I don’t like him alive, in pain he will writhe. So I pulled up in the Caddie, & with my cane I hit him with a jab like…dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

That crocodile don’t, that crocodile don’t. that crocodile don’t want none unless you’ve got a hook son.

Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Look at his hook.

This man-child named Pan used to fly in Neverland. Ego bigger than a ogre, I ain’t talkin’ bout shrek. Real punk ass creeper, made me emotionally wrecked. Squid ink put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me Rumple. Now that Pan, Pan, Pan. I sacrificed myself to kill, kill him. And now I’m back, and I wanna crush a pirate. I’m on a vendetta.

By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain’t missin’ no deals. Come through & kill him in my automobile. Give him so damn much pain to feel. He keep tellin’ me to chill. He keep tellin’ me it’s real, I have no more time to kill. Because I don’t like him alive, in pain he will writhe. So I pulled up in the Caddie, & with my cane I hit him with a jab like…dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

That crocodile don’t, that crocodile don’t. that crocodile don’t want none unless you’ve got a hook son.

Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Look at his hook.

Got a little sex appeal, but he got much hook.

Got a little sex appeal, but he got much hook.

Got a little sex appeal but he got much hook.

Oh my gosh (look at his hook)

That crocodile don’t, that crocodile don’t. that crocodile don’t want none unless you’ve got a hook son.

(don’t don’t don’t) that crocodile don’t

(don’t’ don’t don’t) don’t want none unless you’ve got a hook son.

Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Oh my gosh, look at his hook. Look at his hook.

Yeah, he hate this dark one. Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a dark side in fucking Storybrooke. I said, “where my dark sided bitches in Storybrooke?” Fuck those hero bitches, fuck those hero bitches in Storybrooke. I wanna see all the dark sided bitches in motherfucking Storybrooke. Fuck you if you hero bitches. What? Yeah! Yeah. I’m the dark one! Bring it!

Once Upon A Time Parody of Taylor Swift's Shake It Off

So, I changed most of the words to make it sound like Regina's point of view lol. Below the lyrics is the music video I made of the original TSwift song featuring the one & only Captain Hook with the hella good hair. (only his picture. not really him).

"Cast A Spell Lyrics"

I won't leave it up to fate

Got an idea in my brain

to find the author of the book mhmm

to find the author of the book mhmm

I just lost my date

cause I couldn’t make him stay

 he’s going his own way mhmm

going his own way mhmm

But I keep pacing

Can't stop, won't stop thinking

It’s like there’s no happy ending

for my kind

So maybe this really is goodbye

'Cause the children gonna play, play, play, play, play

And Marian’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Baby, I'm just gonna cast, cast, cast, cast, cast

I cast a spell, I cast a spell

Robin’s gonna have my heart break, break, break, break

And Emma keeps pushing Killian away

Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take

back what is mine, what is mine.

I sit here in defeat

listening to my heart beat

And I just wanna rip it out mhmm

I just wanna rip it out mhmm

I won’t answer my phone 

cause I need to get in the zone 

And that's what they don't know, mhmm

that's what they don't know, mhmm

But I keep pacing

Can't stop, won't stop thinking

It’s like there’s no happy ending

for my kind

So now I’m gonna put up a fight

'Cause the children gonna play, play, play, play, play

And Marian’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Baby, I just gotta recuperate 

from this heartbreak, from this heartbreak

Robin’s making my heart ache, ache, ache, ache

And Emma’s gonna fall into a lovestruck state

Baby, I just gotta reevaluate my fate

So I cast a spell, I cast a spell

Cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell

Hey, hey, hey

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world,

You could've been getting down to this sick beat.

My ex-man brought his living dead wife

She's like "Oh, my god!" but I just want her head on a spike!

And to the Dark One over there with the hella good hair

Won't you come on over, Gold? We can Cast. A. Spell.

Yeah ohhh

'Cause the children gonna play, play, play, play, play

And Marian’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take

back what is mine, what is mine

Not gonna allow my heart to break, break, break 

Emma needs to be with Killian for goodness sakes 

Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take

back what is mine, what is mines 

So I Cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell

Cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell

Cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell,

I, I, I cast a spell, I cast a spell