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Friday, October 23, 2015

Silly Faces In Strange Places: A Fluffy Rumbelle One-Shot


It was a beautiful morning in the Enchanted Forest and Belle French woke at first light. She figured that she should get an early start on the chores before Rumplestiltskin returned from his journey. Belle spent the morning sweeping, dusting and doing the laundry. Before she knew it, it was noon. So Belle decided to prepare Rumple’s lunch.
The sound of the opening castle doors startled Belle as she set his lunch on the table. Rumplestiltskin entered the room with a flourish and sat down to eat. Belle noticed two similar, strange objects that he placed on the table. Of course, naturally, they piqued her curiosity.

“What are you standing around for, dearie?” Rumple asked, slightly annoyed.

“I was actually curious as to what those strange devices are.” Belle replied.

Rumple sighed as he began to explain.

“If you must know, they are cellphones and they come from the Land Without Magic. I received them from a deal I made.”

Belle’s eyes lit up as she toyed with one of those ‘cellphones’. She touched the camera icon and was pleasantly surprised to see Rumple’s face appear on the screen. Amazed by the new discovery, Belle exclaimed,

“You’re inside of the phone Rumplestiltskin! Is this some sort of portal!?”

Rumple whisked the phone from Belle’s dainty fingers. He had the camera pointed at her as he touched a circular button on the screen. The phone made a clicking sound and Rumple gazed in awe at his photogenic Belle. His Belle? Rumple quickly shook the thought from his mind.

“It seems this phone can capture a person’s reflection.” Rumple explained as he showed Belle her picture.

“That is quite fascinating! I do wish I could play around with it, but I have dishes to wash.”

Rumple thought to himself before deciding to play a little game.

“I’ll make you a deal, dearie. Finish up those dishes and then you may have one of these phones. I have a condition, of course. You will play a little game with me, using these devices.”

Belle wasn’t quite sure what game he wanted to play, but she was most definitely interested and up for the challenge.

“It’s a deal. Pleasure doing business with you, Rumplestiltskin.” Belle replied as she curtsied.

Once she finished the dishes, Belle found Rumple at his spinning wheel. Without a word, he handed her a phone. Rumplestiltskin would never admit he kept the phone with her picture for him to admire.

“Thank you so much. But now I must ask what game is it that you had planned?” she asked.

Sensing her eagerness and excitement, Rumple made her wait a minute or two before replying. With a sly grin, he said,

“You will go into town to fetch me some more straw. While you’re out, take the silliest picture of yourself that you can think of. I will do the same here while I wait for you to come back. I have a client, Jefferson, coming by later and he will decide who’s picture is silliest.”

Belle was almost bouncing with excitement; how could she turn down such a fun challenge?

“Sounds delightful!” Belle exclaimed, “I’m in!” 
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Belle was walking through the forest on her way to town when she came across a fiery-haired stranger.

“Who goes there?” asked the woman.

“Oh, do not be alarmed. I am just going into town to fetch some straw. I’m Belle!” she said as she shook the stranger’s hand.

“My name’s Merida, nice to meet you, Belle.” Merida replied in her Scottish accent.

Belle couldn’t stop thinking how alike Merida sounded to Rumple. Then she remembered the game she was supposed to play. She took the device out from under her cloak and explained how it worked to Merida. So she handed the phone to the Scottish beauty to take the picture.

“We have to make the silliest faces possible!” Belle explained to her new fiery-haired friend. 

They made their silliest faces and Merida snapped the photo. Belle and Merida burst out laughing at their silly faces. 

“Thank you, Merida! This is sure to win!” Belle exclaimed.

They said their goodbyes and parted ways.
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Meanwhile, at the Dark Castle, Rumple was thinking of a silly photo to take. Eventually, he pulled back the sheet that covered the mirror. He snapped a quick picture and covered the mirror up again. He glanced at the photo he took. The phone covered half of his face and his eyes were significantly widened. It’ll have to do, he thought.

“Boo!”

Rumple jumped and turned around to find Jefferson sitting upon the table. Just then, Belle returned with the straw. As she went to place the straw by Rumple’s wheel, Rumple told Jefferson about their game.

“I’d love to judge and pick the funniest, so-called ‘photo’. Jefferson replied.

Belle excitedly walked up to Jefferson to show him her photo with Merida. Rumple found her enthusiasm rather adorable, but he quickly pushed the thought from his mind. Rumple was interrupted from his thoughts as Jefferson’s laughter rang through the castle.

“This is hilarious, Belle! I think you already have ol’ leather pants beat!”

Belle stifled a giggle at Jefferson’s remark. Rumple looked over Belle’s shoulder to see her picture. Though he didn’t know the who the woman with the fiery locks were, he admitted to himself that it was rather funny–adorably funny. He could never admit that to anyone.

“Well, I’m positive it can’t beat MY photo!” Rumple exclaimed.

Belle looked over at his phone and giggled so hard, she snorted. Rumple’s eyes lit up like fireworks. 

“Ahhh!” Jefferson screamed with mocking terror, “I’m not sure if it’s funny or slightly creepy.”

Rumple growled towards the mad buffoon. Belle quickly calmed him by patting his shoulder. He allowed himself to enjoy the quick moment.

“Belle definitely won this game.” Jefferson told them.

Then he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Rumple and Belle started bantering about why he poofed Jefferson out of the castle as he kept insisting that he won. 

“Well, I know for a fact you kept that phone to have a photo of me.” Belle retaliated smugly.

“Listen to you and your romantic delusions. I simply kept your photo in case you go missing and I have to ask for help to find you. Good maids are hard to come across.” Rumple replied nervously.

Belle just rolled her eyes and carried on to the library as Rumplestiltskin ranted to himself.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

I Mustache You Tag (indirectly tagged by @Splintered_Luv on Twitter)

The only rule is you have to give 4 answers for each question.
LET'S DO THIS!

1. What Other Names I Am Called By:
  •  Shelbs. Self-explanatory. Short for my name, Shelby.
  • ShelBelle. I received this nickname in middle school because it rhymed & my friends always said I was just like Belle from BATB.
  • Sea-Shel. Just a cute play on my name lol.
  • Shelblay. Just a weird nickname this one guy in middle school gave me lol.                         
2. Jobs I Have Had:
none actually lol.

3. Movies I have Watched More Than Once:
  • 13 Going On 30. Probably my fave rom-com of all time.
  • John Tucker Must Die. Enough said lol. This movie is hilarious af.
  • The Twilight Saga. Yeah, I know the movies do not even compare to the books but I still love them.
  • The Harry Potter Series. Self-explanatory lol HP Rocks!
4. Recommend Four Books:
  • The Darkest Minds Trilogy by Alexandra Bracken
  • The Splintered Series by A.G. Howard
  • The White Rabbit Chronicles by Gena Showalter
  • The Shadowhunter Chronicles by Cassandra Clare
5. Places I Have Been:
I haven't traveled much except for moving around.
  • St. Pete, FL is where I was born.
  • I was raised in the state of North Carolina, which I consider my home state.
  • I unfortunately moved to PA for a short time & it was awful.
  • I'm currently in Virginia now but I still miss NC.
6. Places I Would Like To Go:
  • Italy
  • California
  • New York City
  • England
7. Things I DON'T Eat:
  • Most cheeses
  • Seafood
  • Blu Cheese Dressing
  • Sour Cream
8. Things I Love To Eat:
  • Pizza
  • Nachos
  • Wings
  • Burgers
9. TV Shows I Watch:
  • Once Upon A Time (my absolute current fave)
  • Pretty Little Liars
  • New Girl
  • The Vampire Diaries
10. Things I Am Always Saying:
  • "I wish I had money for books."
  • "I'm so hungry all the time."
  • "I'm ___ af."
  • "Why cruel world, why!?"
11. Things I Am Looking Forward To In 2016:
  • Shadowhunters on ABC Family, soon to become Freeform
  • Book Releases!
  • Voting for President for the first time
  • I guess my 21st bday, though I don't plan on drinking.
12. Favorite Games, Any Format:

  • Alice: Madness Returns
  • Cards Against Humanity
  • Clue
  • Just Dance Games for Xbox360

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Jebalicious (Splintered Trilogy Spoof of Fergalicious)

Four, tres, two, uno

[Morpheus]
Listen up y’all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Verse 1 - Jenara]
Jebalicious definition make them girls go loco
They wanna kiss him so they get their pleasures from his photo.
You can see him, you can read about him.
He ain't easy, He ain't sleazy.
He’s got no reasons why he tease 'em.
Girls just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1 - Jeb]
Jebalicious (Jen & Alyssa: so delicious)
But I ain't Morpheus.
And if you were suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I give Alyssa kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them girls on rock, rock.
And Taelor be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus – Jen & Alyssa]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (He put them girls on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what he’s got)
He’s Jebalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2 - Jeb]
Jebalicious def-, Jebalicious def-,
Jebalicious def-
Jebalicious definition make them girls go crazy.
They always claim they own me,
Comin' to me call me baby ( Alyssa: Hey, baby),
I'm the J to the E, B, E, the D, I, A, H
And can't no other skater be as fly as me.

[Hook 2 - Jeb]
I'm Jebalicious (Jen & Alyssa: so delicious)
My body’s stayin’ vicious
I be up in Underland just working on my fitness
She's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' girl on rock, rock
And Taelor be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus – Jen & Alyssa]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (He put them girls on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what he’s got)
He’s Jebalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Jeb to Alyssa]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey tell me how you feel.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
You’ll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Morpheus]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - Boy, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Allie!

[Rap - Alyssa]
All the time he turns around Taelor gathers round always looking at him up and down looking at his (uh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama you don’t get to have my man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit jealous and I keep on repeating how the girls wanna be with him.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that he can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say he...

[Hook 3 -Jeb]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't Morpheus
And if you were suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I give Alyssa kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them girls on rock, rock
And Taelor be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body’s stayin’ vicious,
I be up in Underland just working on my fitness,
She's my witness (oh, wee).
I put yo' girl on rock, rock,
And Taelor be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus – Jen & Alyssa]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Jebalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Jebalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Morpheus]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)


Morphues: What am I saying!? Hey Alyssa!

[Morpheus to Alyssa]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the..... *Jeb Punches Morpheus*